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"The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more

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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more

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A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more

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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more

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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more

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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more

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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more

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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more

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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more

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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more

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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more

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A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more

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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more

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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more

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An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more

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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more

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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more

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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more

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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more

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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more

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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more

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How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more

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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more

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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more

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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more





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