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"And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym... more

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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notic... more

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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around unti... more

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"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my hou... more

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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,... more

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"I bet you dont know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband w... more

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"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats a lot of money to gi... more

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"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes."I dont know,... more

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"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and hav... more

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"Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more

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"Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband... more

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"You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get... more

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A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field sea... more

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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fathe... more

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A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"... more

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A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,"The early Mo... more

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A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to thedoctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf beca... more

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a... more

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town... more

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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several... more

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A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have ki... more

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A family was having dinner on Mothers Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband askedwhat... more

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A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get t... more

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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told h... more

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A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Fatherasked, "Does this fellow have any money ?"The daugh... more

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A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-linedating services. I asked him the other day if he had... more

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A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-be... more

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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those s... more

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A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife na... more

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A guy is dating three women and cant decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage mon... more





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