Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Blind jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 34   Joke: A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered."But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dogs leash goes slack."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Blind Jokes: 1.    Category: Blind jokes   There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them w... more 2.    Category: Blind jokes   Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear?A: Answering the stapler.... more 3.    Category: Blind jokes   Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!... more 4.    Category: Blind jokes   Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see something ?""No"."Then lets go in front !"... more 5.    Category: Blind jokes   Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !... more 6.    Category: Blind jokes   A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his schools soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, an... more 7.    Category: Blind jokes   How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more 8.    Category: Blind jokes   Q: How did a blind man meet his wife?A: On a blind date!... more 9.    Category: Blind jokes   A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more 10.    Category: Blind jokes   A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes! Copyright © 2012 - KLOSI All rights reserved.