| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Whats your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, Im 6 foot tall and Im sitting front left.... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more
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