Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 28   Joke: Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro.""What do you mean its illegal?" asked the Englishmen."Quattro means four," replies the Italian official."Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen says disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons.""You canta pulla thata one ona me," replies the Italian customs agent."Quattro means four. You hava fiva people ina your car and you are therefore breakina the law".The Englishmen reply angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over We want to speak to someone with more intelligence!""Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he canta come"."Hes a busy with two guys in a Uno".    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and hes stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The s... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   What do you call a pretend railway ?A play station !... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes! Copyright © 2012 - KLOSI All rights reserved.