| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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