 |
|
|
|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 34 | | | | Joke: | A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking. After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldnt resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldnt have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went thr ough your ranch that morning. I didnt have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!" The old rancher replied, "Well, Ill tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning." | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Farmer Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | Why are farmers cruel?Because they pull corn by the ears.... more
| | 2. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farm... more
| | 3. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were gr... more
| | 4. | Category: Farmer jokes | | How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
| | 5. | Category: Farmer jokes | | FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at... more
| | 6. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !... more
| | 7. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls t... more
| | 8. | Category: Farmer jokes | | There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch... more
| | 9. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traf... more
| | 10. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more
|
|
|
|
| |
