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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 33 | | | | Joke: | A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! Im paralyzed! I cant get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat. Youre kneeling on one of your tits." | | | |
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