| 1. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?I never make rash promises!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?Use a pencil till I get there... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?It took her two weeks to realize that she wasnt at work... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im becoming invisible.Yes I can see youre not all there!... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im GodWhen did this start ?Well first I created the sun, then the earth... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a mosquitoGo away, sucker!... more
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| The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?Doctor: Yes, that is true.P: And, is it true that... more
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| Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nurses are taught in nurs... more
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