Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Movie and TV jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 31   Joke: A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd the meeting go?" asks the first guy."It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million.""Fabulous," says the guy by the pool."Theres just one catch," his partner warns."Whats the catch?""We have to put up ten thousand in cash".    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Movie And TV Jokes: 1.    Category: Movie and TV jokes   Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more 2.    Category: Movie and TV jokes   What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more 3.    Category: Movie and TV jokes   Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more 4.    Category: Movie and TV jokes   Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more 5.    Category: Movie and TV jokes   Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more 6.    Category: Movie and TV jokes   Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on th... more 7.    Category: Movie and TV jokes   Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more 8.    Category: Movie and TV jokes   What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more 9.    Category: Movie and TV jokes   Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screw... more 10.    Category: Movie and TV jokes   Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes! Copyright © 2012 - KLOSI All rights reserved.