Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:48
 
Joke:"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Lawyer Jokes:

1.   Category: Lawyer jokes  5 stars
In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more

2.   Category: Lawyer jokes  5 stars
What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more

3.   Category: Lawyer jokes  5 stars
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more

4.   Category: Lawyer jokes  5 stars
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more

5.   Category: Lawyer jokes  5 stars
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more

6.   Category: Lawyer jokes  5 stars
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more

7.   Category: Lawyer jokes  5 stars
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more

8.   Category: Lawyer jokes  5 stars
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more

9.   Category: Lawyer jokes  5 stars
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more

10.   Category: Lawyer jokes  5 stars
The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners