| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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