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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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