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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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