| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-po... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because youd catch me on a slow one.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more
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